The Banality Of Britt

A 10,000 page Story on a 2 page story

Some people read stories. Britt Wolfe dissects them, dismembers them, and then writes a thesis on their emotional devastation. If you’ve ever finished a book and thought, Wow, that was great, Britt was already three existential crises deep, debating the author’s choice of a single word on page 147 and whether it was, in fact, a metaphor for capitalism. She is, in every way, the kind of person who could write a 10,000-page book report on a two-page short story—and yes, she’d enjoy every minute of it.

Meet Britt Wolfe: The Overthinker-In-Chief

Born to Overanalyze, Destined to Tell Stories

Alberta is where she calls home, but Britt exists in the space between fiction and reality—mostly because reality is terribly disappointing, and fiction has better lighting. She’s a writer by passion, profession, and, if you ask her husband, chronic compulsion. It started with books—Skinny by Ibi Kaslik and Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro being her personal gospel—and evolved into a career of turning words into magic (or, at the very least, into something that keeps people reading past the first paragraph).

The Art of Being Deeply Passionate About the Most Random Things

If Britt were a novel, she’d be one of those critically acclaimed literary masterpieces where nothing technically happens, but you finish it sobbing anyway. Her personality is a collection of unexpected hyperfixations, including but not limited to:

  • Potatoes: Fried, mashed, roasted—she does not discriminate. There is no purer form of love than the one she has for a well-executed carbohydrate.

  • The colour green: No, she does not have an explanation. Stop asking.

  • Polar bears: Majestic. Furry. Possibly plotting something. She relates.

  • Windex: The singular brand she follows on Facebook. If ever there was a glass-cleaning enthusiast, it is Britt Wolfe.

  • Organizing everything to within an inch of its life: She categorizes her closet by sleeve length and then alphabetically by colour. You may think that’s a joke. It is not.

The One Where She Accidentally Ended Up With the Perfect Husband

Life has a way of throwing unexpected blessings your way—like a perfectly timed plot twist, except instead of a dramatic betrayal, Britt’s came in the form of an Australian husband with ridiculously sexy eyes and an even more ridiculous accent (which she fully intends to steal for future characters). It’s an unfair level of attractiveness, really, but Britt is bravely shouldering the burden of being married to someone so easy on the eyes. How will she survive?

Sophie, the Dog Who Can Do No Wrong, and Lena, the Cat Who Definitely Can

Britt shares her home with two wildly different creatures: Sophie, a husky who was clearly sent to this world to be a beacon of perfection, and Lena, a cat whose backstory may or may not involve a portal to the underworld. Lena tests the limits of unconditional love daily. Sophie just watches and judges quietly.

Hire Britt Wolfe Before She Gets Distracted by Another Existential Literary Crisis

If you’re looking for someone who can turn words into gut-punching, soul-stirring, or laugh-so-hard-you-snort storytelling, Britt Wolfe is your person. Whether it’s crafting emotionally devastating fiction, tackling compelling marketing copy, or just deep-diving into a book’s subtext until your brain hurts (in a good way), she’s always ready to bring stories to life. Reach out—she promises not to overanalyze your email. Probably.

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