Britt Wolfe Author

The Banality Of Britt

A 10,000 page book report On a 2 page story

Meet Britt Wolfe, a proud native of Alberta and the devoted human to two vastly different creatures: Sophie, the world’s most perfect husky, and Lena, a rescue cat who might—just might—have emerged from the fiery depths of hell (but is loved unconditionally, of course). She’s married to a smoking hot Australian with dreamy eyes, which we’re all a little jealous of.

Britt’s favourite books are Skinny by Ibi Kaslik and Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, and she spends much of her time blissfully lost in the pages of a good story—because, frankly, reality is overrated. When she’s not reading, she channels her enthusiasm into potatoes (her life’s true passion), the colour green (don’t question it), and polar bears (majestic, furry icons).

Her flair for interior design is matched only by her peculiar dedication to Windex, the sole brand she follows on Facebook, and her favourite tool for making glass surfaces immaculate. Britt’s other hobbies include putting things away with alarming efficiency and reorganizing her and her husband’s closet by sleeve length and alphabetically by colour—because, really, how else would one do it?

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My gift to you: the story that started it all

When you sign up, you’ll receive a full-length PDF copy of Every Road Leads Back To You—the novella that began my Songs To Stories series. It’s heartfelt, healing, and yours to keep.

Songs To Stories Novella Series

Songs To Stories is what happens when you take Taylor Swift’s lyrics, add a pinch of overthinking, and stretch them into fully fleshed-out narratives—because obviously, three minutes, or even ten, of emotional devastation isn’t nearly enough. Each story takes a song and digs deeper, turning heartbreak, revenge, or starry-eyed romance into something that feels both oddly familiar and completely new. It’s a love letter to Taylor’s storytelling and a reminder that there’s always more to the story, especially if you’re willing to write it yourself. Think of it as fan fiction, but, like, elevated?

New stories drop on the 13th of every odd-numbered month—because consistency is key (and I have an unhealthy attachment to deadlines). So check back often… or don’t, but then you’ll have FOMO, and that’s on you.

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Britt Wolfe

  • Every word you read—from the heartbreaky poetry to the existential Instagram captions to that weirdly personal newsletter—is written by Britt Wolfe. All of it. No ghostwriters, no bots, no “content team.” Just one slightly feral woman, a keyboard, and an unholy amount of tea.

    Oh—and every image? Also Britt. Every book format? Britt. Website design? Britt. Marketing strategy, launch plans, late-night typo corrections, cover design choices? Still Britt.

    This is as grassroots as it gets without being trad. One woman. One dream. Several meltdowns. You're welcome.

  • Nope. Every story is a work of fiction—promise. Any resemblance to actual events, people, diary entries, or late-night regrets is purely coincidental (and possibly a sign that you, too, had a complicated adolescence).

    The feelings? Those are emotionally accurate. The characters, ghosts, heartbreaks, and rebellious girls? All made up. Just… convincingly so.

  • Anywhere digital dreams are sold—but preferably right here on my website. You can also buy directly from me (and yes, that helps more than you know). It’s like cutting out the middleman and tossing the savings straight into the coffee fund of a working writer. Feels good, doesn’t it?

  • Because therapy is expensive and writing is marginally cheaper.
    Also, because someone has to say the quiet part out loud—and I’ve always been a little too loud for polite society. You're welcome again.

  • Usually, yes. Ghostwriting, brand voice development, breakup revenge poetry—I’ve done it all, and I love doing it.

    But right now? My calendar is fully booked. If that changes, I’ll shout it from the metaphorical rooftops (and probably post about it somewhere with dramatic flair). In the meantime, feel free to reach out anyway—just know I might be slower to reply or already writing someone else’s origin story.

  • Depends who’s asking. Technically? Fiction, poetry, and the occasional emotional gut-punch wrapped in nostalgia. Realistically? It's genre-fluid storytelling with a heart full of longing and a dash of feminist rage.

    If you’re looking for a tidy label, try: “stories that will haunt your heart a little and then make you text your ex (don’t).”

  • Start wherever your feelings are currently most dramatic.
    If you’re mourning your teenage self, try Dial-up and Daydreams.
    If you’re mad at your dad, The Silent Man will validate you.
    If you believe love should be equal, messy, and real, The Ride Home is calling your name.

    Or just close your eyes, spin around three times, and pick one. Honestly, they all whisper eventually.

  • Maybe! I'd love to—especially if I get to narrate them myself in a dramatic whisper under a blanket fort. For now, though, it's just the written word. (Which is still a pretty powerful little beast, don't you think?)

  • Never readings. Absolutely not. Please do not look at me while I read aloud. I beg you.

    That said, I do occasionally emerge from my writing cave to sell books and meet the incredible humans who read them. So if you see me at a market or event, feel free to say hi (gently). I’m awkward, but wildly grateful.

Frequently Asked Questions

Poetry and Prose

Poetry and Prose is a series for anyone who has ever felt too much and then tried to alphabetize those feelings into something resembling coherence. It’s for the overthinkers, the under-sleepers, and the people who say “I’m fine” with a little too much eye contact. Each volume blends poetry, narrative, memory, and maybe a touch of delusion in an attempt to make sense of life’s messiest themes—feminism, grief, love, dogs, rage, and the uniquely unhinged experience of being a woman who owns both a journal and a library card.

These aren’t the kind of poems that get read at weddings or printed on inspirational mugs (unless the mug is chipped and emotionally unavailable). This is the good stuff. The kind that leaves a mark. The kind you dog-ear (but these books are beautiful, so please don’t dog-ear the pages). The kind that accidentally makes you cry in a public washroom, then helps you laugh at yourself on the way out. If nothing else, you’ll walk away feeling a little less alone—and possibly with the urge to text someone you shouldn’t. You’ve been warned.

A new anthology drops on the 15th of every sixth month—because healing on a deadline is very on brand. Click here to dive into the full, chaotic, cathartic series.

The Hollow Hours

The Hollow Hours is a serial horror series set in a town so charmingly cursed it makes therapy look like a group vacation. Welcome to Ashridge Hollow: population... complicated. Every month, I’ll introduce you to someone new who found their way into this strange little place—usually by accident, sometimes by invitation, and always because they were running from something (spoiler: it finds them).

These stories are eerie, emotional, and occasionally upsetting in that quiet “oh no, is this about me?” kind of way. If you like slow-burn dread, haunted houses, morally grey people, or just enjoy watching someone unravel over 18,000 words, then you’re in the right place. Welcome to the Hollow. You’re going to love it here. Forever.

A new tale of terror drops on the final day of each even-numbered month.
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Poetry By Britt Wolfe

Poetry is just journaling—but make it cryptic. I write about love, grief, betrayal, and the kind of deep-rooted resentment that probably should have been unpacked in therapy, but hey—rhyming is cheaper. If you’re looking for sweeping romance, delicate metaphors, or poems about the moon, keep scrolling. What you’ll find here is razor-sharp honesty, vulnerability with bite, and the occasional insult wrapped in iambic pentameter. The kind of commentary that feels a little too personal... because maybe it is.

And here's the twist: a new poem goes up every. single. day. So check back often, refresh the page, and let your heartbreak (or your rage) have a place to land.

Click here to read all my sad, sad poems.