Contact Britt Wolfe

Overthinker-in-chief

Some people read stories. Britt Wolfe dissects them like a crime scene, cross-examines their emotional devastation, and then submits a ten-page thesis on the implications of a single comma. If you’ve ever finished a book and thought, Wow, that was great, Britt was already deep in an existential spiral, questioning the protagonist’s moral choices, the economic subtext on page 147, and whether the entire novel was a metaphor for late-stage capitalism. She is, in every way, the kind of person who could write a 10,000-word dissertation on a two-page short story—and enjoy every minute of it.

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Need to reach Britt? Want to discuss books, writing, or whether that one scene from your favourite novel secretly represents the downfall of Western society? You’re in the right place. Fill out the form below, and she’ll get back to you faster than you can say "maybe I should just write it myself." (Though, let’s be honest, she probably already has.)

WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO

📚 Obsessive story discussions
☕ Unhealthy caffeine dependency
📖 Overuse of the phrase 'but what does it mean?'
🐻 An alarming amount of polar bear trivia

If you're prepared for the sheer force of overanalysis that awaits, drop a message. No guarantee she won’t spend an hour debating the best way to reply—but eventually, a response will arrive. Probably with a side note about whatever book she’s currently emotionally compromised over.