Britt Wolfe
A 10,000 page book report on a 2 page story
Meet Britt Wolfe, a proud native of Alberta and the devoted human to two vastly different creatures: Sophie, the world’s most perfect husky, and Lena, a rescue cat who might—just might—have emerged from the fiery depths of hell (but is loved unconditionally, of course). She’s married to a smoking hot Australian with dreamy eyes, which we’re all a little jealous of.
Britt’s favourite books are Skinny by Ibi Kaslik and Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, and she spends much of her time blissfully lost in the pages of a good story—because, frankly, reality is overrated. When she’s not reading, she channels her enthusiasm into potatoes (her life’s true passion), the colour green (don’t question it), and polar bears (majestic, furry icons).
Her flair for interior design is matched only by her peculiar dedication to Windex, the sole brand she follows on Facebook, and her favourite tool for making glass surfaces immaculate. Britt’s other hobbies include putting things away with alarming efficiency and reorganizing her and her husband’s closet by sleeve length and alphabetically by colour—because, really, how else would one do it?
Britt’s Favourite Animals
Britt Wolfe’s top 100 animals is exactly what you’d expect from someone who describes themselves as a ten-thousand-page book report on a two-page story: wildly thorough, hilariously detailed, and entirely unnecessary—but in the best possible way. It’s not just a list; it’s a passionate manifesto on why polar bears are majestic, huskies are perfection incarnate, and why certain birds deserve an honourable mention for their audacious attitudes. Each entry is a small novella, full of insights no one asked for but everyone secretly loves. If animals could read, they’d probably blush.
Songs To Stories
Songs To Stories is what happens when you take Taylor Swift’s lyrics, add a pinch of overthinking, and stretch them into fully fleshed-out narratives—because obviously, three minutes of emotional devastation isn’t nearly enough. Each story takes a song and digs deeper, turning heartbreak, revenge, or starry-eyed romance into something that feels both oddly familiar and completely new. It’s a love letter to Taylor’s storytelling and a reminder that there’s always more to the story, especially if you’re willing to write it yourself. Think of it as fan fiction, but, like, elevated.
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The Stories After
The Stories After is a love letter to the question no movie ever answers: “But what happened next?” It’s for the over thinkers, the daydreamers, and anyone who’s ever sat through the credits wondering if those characters are really okay. Each story picks up where the movie left off, digging into the messy, beautiful, and sometimes ridiculous realities of what comes after happily ever after—or, you know, after the explosions and dramatic slow-motion walks. It’s like fan fiction for film buffs, but with way more existential crises.