Britt Wolfe Writer

The Banality Of Britt

A 10,000 page book report On a 2 page story

Meet Britt Wolfe, a proud native of Alberta and the devoted human to two vastly different creatures: Sophie, the world’s most perfect husky, and Lena, a rescue cat who might—just might—have emerged from the fiery depths of hell (but is loved unconditionally, of course). She’s married to a smoking hot Australian with dreamy eyes, which we’re all a little jealous of.

Britt’s favourite books are Skinny by Ibi Kaslik and Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, and she spends much of her time blissfully lost in the pages of a good story—because, frankly, reality is overrated. When she’s not reading, she channels her enthusiasm into potatoes (her life’s true passion), the colour green (don’t question it), and polar bears (majestic, furry icons).

Her flair for interior design is matched only by her peculiar dedication to Windex, the sole brand she follows on Facebook, and her favourite tool for making glass surfaces immaculate. Britt’s other hobbies include putting things away with alarming efficiency and reorganizing her and her husband’s closet by sleeve length and alphabetically by colour—because, really, how else would one do it?

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Songs To Stories Novella Series

Songs To Stories is what happens when you take Taylor Swift’s lyrics, add a pinch of overthinking, and stretch them into fully fleshed-out narratives—because obviously, three minutes, or even ten, of emotional devastation isn’t nearly enough. Each story takes a song and digs deeper, turning heartbreak, revenge, or starry-eyed romance into something that feels both oddly familiar and completely new. It’s a love letter to Taylor’s storytelling and a reminder that there’s always more to the story, especially if you’re willing to write it yourself. Think of it as fan fiction, but, like, elevated?

New stories drop on the 13th of every month—because consistency is key (and I have an unhealthy attachment to deadlines). So check back often… or don’t, but then you’ll have FOMO, and that’s on you.

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Britt Wolfe’s Journal

Britt Wolfe’s Journal—because what the internet really needed was another forty-something writer oversharing her deepest thoughts with the emotional maturity of a teenager’s diary. Yes, I’m aware no one asked for this, least of all me, but apparently my therapist charges extra to pretend she’s interested in every mundane detail of my day, so here we are. Expect daily musings seasoned with existential dread, generous helpings of self-doubt, and jokes that are clever only if you squint really hard. Don’t worry, if it ever gets too heavy, there’s always my blink-and-you'll-miss-it humour—though fair warning, sometimes even I miss it. Click a title below to read—or, you know, spare yourself and close this tab immediately.

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Services By Britt Wolfe

The Stories After

The Stories After is a love letter to the question no movie ever answers (and almost no one asks): “But what happened next?”

It’s for the over-thinkers, the daydreamers, and anyone who’s ever sat through the credits wondering if those characters are actually okay. Each story imagines what comes after the final scene—diving into the messy, beautiful, and occasionally ridiculous realities that follow happily ever after… or, you know, after the explosions and dramatic slow-motion walks.

Think of it as storytelling inspired by the movies that left me with more questions than answers. It’s for the film buffs who crave closure, but with way more existential crises and emotional damage.

New stories in The Stories After series drop on the 30th of every month—because I believe in giving you something to look forward to. And, let’s be honest, I also enjoy emotionally wrecking you on a schedule. So check back, refresh obsessively, or pretend you’re not invested (we both know you are).

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Poetry By Britt Wolfe

Poetry is just journaling, but make it cryptic. I write about love, grief, betrayal, and the occasional deep-rooted resentment that probably should have been unpacked in therapy, but hey—rhyming is cheaper. If you’re looking for sweeping romance, delicate metaphors, or poems about the way the moon makes me feel, you won’t find them here. What you will find is razor-sharp honesty, the occasional insult wrapped in iambic pentameter, and the kind of biting commentary that makes you wonder if I’ve been eavesdropping on your life. Spoiler: I haven’t, but if the shoe fits, lace it up and start running.

Click here to read all my sad, sad poems.